1528-2012
Marchioness of the Far Reaches; Countess of Paisley Norway; Dowager Empress &c. of the Glen
References to Lady Mary in Paislian Literature:
Excerpt from The Original Ballad of Paisley Glen:
"Twenty-six years passed, and there came to be
Some three branches down on Turnpike’s family tree
A set of twins born, to one Lady Mary
Who, shortly thereafter, endured something scary:
Mary and her husband, Charles Turnpike, the Earl
Lost one of the twins, the dark haired young girl..."
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Excerpt from The New, Improved Ballad of Paisley Glen:
"'Twas six and Twenty years gone by and then there came to be
A darling set of twins to populate the fam'ly tree
The Lady Mary loved her spawn as any mother would
And as a father Charles (her love) he did the best he could
But somehow in the flurry of a swelt'ry summer day
Some gypsies came and stole the fair-skinned baby girl away
As babies aren't mighty quick, the couple told their son
That in his nurs'ry all this time he'd been the only one"
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Excerpt from The Paisley Glen Song:
" Then there's Edmund and Ursula's Mother,
A widow with dubious wealth.
She has buried nigh 17 husbands,
but has yet to kill one herself.
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