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Archbishop Xtian Romanov

His Grace, circa 1579/1856/2005

1556-2012


Greek Orthodox Archbishop of Paisley York



His Grace,overlooking indescretion.

As written of Xtian in The Original Tale of Paisley Glen:



"When the Lord and Lady returned to England, Edmund said that no sister of his would go on in the barbarous way she had been before she knew of her noble blood. Lord Turnpike called Christian, a bishop in the church he had once worked in down from the North of England to live in Cornwall with them, for it would cost far too much to send Ursula up every time she had sinned.


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His Grace, En Pyjama.

As written of Xtian's tutelage in The Original Ballad of Paisley Glen:



"His first attempt was, to be a priest
But he much preferred indulge his beast."


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And he walked out of our lives - forever...

Of Xtian and the House of the Wiltering Flower


It came to pass that Orgasmo the Druid and The Barbarian Lord of the House of the Wiltering Flower were the first persons to be declared Unmuffinly. They were cast forth from the Glen, never to return, never to recieve the absurdly blasphemous communion. Xtian voted with the other Glenizens on this issue, and the decision was unanimous, but he was troubled by his choice.

Xtian, alone among Paisleywallahs, felt pity.

Like Dame Scarf in the night, his grace Xtian Romanov, Archbishop of Paisley York, gathered his mitre and other possessions and ... err... joined with the House of the Wiltering Flower. He tends to their...needs... to this day.

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